Stern Show Clips

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2007-06-12T11:34:00.001-07:00

Finally it has been finished.

The new name of the website is

Uncensored Stern

The new address is www.uncensoredstern.net

Please check that site for any updates. They will all be posted there from now on.

We're moving!

2007-06-12T00:25:00.000-07:00

So it's time to break away from blogger. You guys have supported me this far, you deserve more.

I am currently working on a new project. This site will not longer be updated. I will make one more post after this one displaying the name of the New site, and URL.

Do not worry, all content here will be moved over there. Except over there you will see categories, so if want to see/listen to show clips, go there. If you want prank calls, go here. And so on. I doubt I will make categories for each person on the show, but with the addition of Tags, in the new site it will be easy to find clips for your favorite person.

The site is already setup, but I will be moving all this content over to the new site now. When all the content has been moved over, I will come back here, and post the information. Until then, enjoy what we have here, and keep updated for the New Site!!!!!!!!

BTW - It should only take a few days to move the content over. However with some issues going on in my life, and a day off not coming until Friday, it may be delayed a bit longer. However stay updated, because you will not be disappointed.

[Video] Artie's wake up call

2007-06-10T17:06:00.000-07:00

Artie Lange from the Howard Stern Show falls asleep during an interview with Robin Givens. After much discussion about how to wake him up, they finally picked. . .

Artie's Wake Up Call
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Latest Website Project

2007-05-28T00:04:00.000-07:00

I just wanted to give you guys a heads up on the latest project I have been working on. First I want to say I am sorry for the lack of clips on the site lately. Because of this project I haven't had that much extra time. This project is about 90% completed(coding wise). Since this has been finished, I should have more time to post clips here.

The website hosts how-to articles and tutorials. The idea is to teach some of you non-tech visitors, and teach you some new things you may not know about.

So please, check it out, and send me some feedback. The new site is at http://www.geekenough.com

To leave some feedback send an email to support@geekenough.com

Prank Calls - 08 - George Takei Calls A Redneck In Arkansas

2007-05-10T16:59:00.000-07:00

Prank Calls - 07 - Blu Iris Calls A Crabby Lady

2007-05-10T16:58:00.000-07:00

Prank Calls - 06 - Bigfoot Calls A UHaul Place

2007-05-10T16:56:00.000-07:00

Prank Calls - 05 - Evil Dave Calls An Adoption Agency

2007-05-10T16:55:00.000-07:00

Prank Calls - 04 - Crazy Alice Calls A Feisty Black Woman

2007-05-10T16:54:00.000-07:00

Prank Calls - 03 - Judge Judy Calls A Black Woman

2007-05-10T16:53:00.000-07:00

Prank Calls - 02 - Sal Calls Black Guy And Pretends To Be Black

2007-05-10T16:52:00.000-07:00

Prank Calls - 01 - Crackhead Bob On Jack And Rod As Kirk Douglas

2007-05-10T16:48:00.000-07:00

Jack and Rod Jingle Prank Call

2007-05-09T19:19:00.000-07:00

So Sal and Richard get together and record some jingles for a 'fake radio station', and use them while a guy tries to talk and plug his book. I can't believe how far this guy goes.

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Conan O'Brien's appearance

2007-05-05T01:09:00.000-07:00

Howard and crew hold a 'farewell party' for Conan. Yet he still lives on strong.

Artie Lange's debut on the Howard Stern Show

2007-05-05T01:07:00.001-07:00

This is Artie's first appearance ever.

Sal does the Baba Booey Dance

2007-05-05T01:05:00.000-07:00

The infamous, and much requested clip. . .so here it is.

Sal takes paint balls to his ass. . .from his own WIFE!

2007-03-28T21:46:00.000-07:00

Sal and his wife participate in contest. For each paint ball that hits Sal in the ass, they get $500. With a total of 10 shots, I'll let you see how many hits him for yourself. This isn't the full shot, just a summary of each hit.

Misc Clips from Recent Shows

2007-02-26T21:09:00.000-08:00

Here Sal interviews African Americans during Black History Month. In this clip he asks 'Should there be a White History Month'?

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In this clip The Wack Pack comment on Anna Nicole's death.

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Here is a prank call with Sal trying to order pizza at a 'Train Station'.

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This is a parody song made by Sal the Stock Broker.

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This prank call was done by both Sal and Richard. They take Mark the Bagger, and call a Vocal Coach.

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This is the shit, that is Sal's home-life. Sal secretly records this audio when they are trying to take Christmas photos.

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Here is a song parody made by Sal the Stockbroker. "The Final Statement" - A song about Sal's Wife.

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Artie continues to be 'sick' for work.

2007-02-24T18:49:00.000-08:00

So here is a clip of some more jokes about Artie calling in sick. 05-31-05

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Artie finally returns to work. 06-01-05

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Dun Dun Dunnnnnn, this is a clip on 06-07-05 where Artie yet again, calls into work sick.

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Surprise Surprise, Artie is still sick on 06-09-05.

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In this clip Tabitha Stevens calls in to comment on Artie being 'sick'. 06-09-05

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Here is a quick Artie Lange update on 06-10-05.

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And finally Artie returns on 06-13-05.

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Artie finally reveals he has a heroin addiction on the air. 09-21-06

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Here they continue to discuss this issue later in the show. 09-21-06

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And again, and the end of the week, they discuss what happened during that horrible addiction Artie Lange went through.

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And this concludes tonights set of clips. This basically a great time line of Artie's one major run-in with drugs and the job/show of his life. Let us hope he does not fall to this horrible drug again.

Artie Calls In Sick Clips

2007-02-23T20:50:00.000-08:00

This first one is a clip of Artie calling in sick on the 05-26-05 show.

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This one is a clip of Artie calling in on the 05-31-05 show.

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And this last clip is a prank calls and parody songs made with those 'Artie Calls In Sick' clips posted above.

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Yay, more prank calls

2007-02-19T11:33:00.000-08:00

Here Richard uses a computer to speed up his voice. . .The woman actually goes along with it.

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Here Sal tries to whistle his Pizza Order.

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Here Richard and Sal mix up some eric the midget clips to make a call.

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Here Sal and Richard annoy a 'psychic' so much, he decides to give out their # on the air.

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Sal and Richard use clips from Ed Wood to call someone named 'carl'.

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Here Richard uses a clip of a guy cumming VERY loud. . .and calls a pharmacy with it.

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Duel prank calls

2007-02-07T21:50:00.000-08:00

By one of the two kings of prank calls. Here are two good ones that have been playing for the past 2 weeks on the show.

This one Richard calls a woman who has 3 items for sell. Richard uses the a 'multiple voice' effect, where he asks to purchase all 3 items at the same time, and continues to talk with all 3 of them.

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And in this one they get clips of a guy from previous calls, and use them in this one. So in the entire call, he's talking to clips of himself. That's classic!

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Free Wii Points via Amazon

2007-02-01T22:28:00.000-08:00

UPDATE - Check the bottom of this post for a picture of my first free Wii Card.

UPDATE 2 - EzyRewards will now buy you a 2000 point Wii Card from Amazon, and sell it to you for 3000 EzyRewards Points. So now instead of spending 3400, and having a few dollars left over at Amazon(which you do still have the option to do this), you can now save 400 EzyRewards Points, and get your Wii Points for just 3000 Points. Which means you can now get your Wii Points quicker and easier.

Similar to my 'free domain' post, this will be a walk through on how to get free Wii Points.

This DOES Work. This is NOT a scam. You take the screen shots just to make sure it 'clears', and after you finish you claim your free prize.

Companies set aside X amount of money for R&D, advertising, marketing, etc. Companies contact websites, and pay them to gather statistical data.

If you are afraid of getting tons of 'spam' email, use a dynamic email address from www.dodgeit.com. Or you could even go to yahoo.com or hotmail.com and create a 'spam email address', so you can submit this newly created email address to 'suspicious' websites.

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How to get free Wii Points!!!

Go to this site - EzyRewards.com.

Sign up with an account, and confirm via the email.

On the left side of the site click the 'offers' link. This will show you a list of surveys that you can complete. Most take less than 2 minutes to complete. After you complete these surveys you receive X amount of points. Once you save 3400 points you can redeem them for a 25 USD Amazon voucher. You can use this to purchase a Wii Points card(2000 points).

This site has been up for 2+ years. It is run locally(AUS), with the owner of the site online daily, fast email response, and a full forum for instant support. You don't have to have any referrals to get your Wii Points. The only thing stopping you from getting free Wii Points is you.

P to the S - It is wise to take screen shots of the browser when you get to the 'thanks for finishing this survey' page. Save these in a folder on your desktop(or elsewhere), and incase the website says your survey didn't 'clear', you can email support@ezyrewards.com and attach that screen shot. Within 24 hours(never fails), and he will credit your account the points.

And for convenience here is the link one more time

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So I received my first free Wii Point Card. It is a 2000 point card. I spread out all of the contents out so you guys will see what you will get when you order one.

Baba Booey Flood

2007-02-01T20:03:00.000-08:00

I know it has been almost a month since the last update, but I got a Nintendo Wii, so what can I say.

I have however been downloading tons of clips, and here comes the floods.

Sal does a skit about Gary and Rachael Hunter. . .

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Gary the phone screener skit. . .

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I know this isn't much of a 'flood'. . .but don't worry more will come.

Jim Breuer interviews Howard Stern

2007-01-07T22:30:00.001-08:00

Fred Norris on Regis and Kelly

2006-12-22T20:56:00.000-08:00

They catch Fred on the street, and asks him if he's cold(when it's 18 degrees). He of course doesn't say anything, but starts to act like he's shivering. They then goof on him(not knowing who he is), and say 'everyone is an actor'.

3 of David Copperfield's best magic tricks. . .REVEALED

2006-12-06T13:37:00.000-08:00

I know this isn't Howard Stern related, but these tricks are definitely worth knowing about.

This one is the 'assistant through your chest' trick.

This one is the 'metamorphosis without mirrors' trick.

This one is the 'levatation even in a box' trick.

Howard Stern Interviews Katt Williams

2006-12-01T22:27:00.000-08:00

They got into detail of his most recent arrest(had a gun in a bag in the airport). They talk about the most recent issues with Michael Richards, and the 'ban of the word N word'. He also talks about a new comedy 'album' that will be 'clean' with no swearing. He says his first two years in the business his act was 'clean', but then he broke out into the style you know.

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Environmental Buzzwords

2006-11-23T18:17:00.000-08:00

Gary Garver from the Stern Show goes to a environmental convention filled with celebs. Funny to hear what each one does.

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Sal calls a Washing Machine Repair shop

2006-11-23T18:15:00.000-08:00

From the recent joke about Gary saying 'machine' as 'mac-hine', Sal went ahead and did a prank call about it.

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Rejected Wii Games - CollegeHumor Video

2006-11-18T22:51:00.000-08:00

After you see it 'load' click the white space below to start the video.

Howard Stern interviews Barbara Walters

2006-11-15T21:41:00.000-08:00

This is just a quick one, under 20 minutes. Howard clears up a few rumors about Barbara and Richard Pryor being lovers. They talk about Walters selling 100% of her recorded interviews to Sirius Satellite Radio. And even talk about rumors of Howard interviewing Barbara on ABC television.

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Black preachers goes off about homosexuality.

2006-11-12T20:18:00.000-08:00

This preacher in god knows where talks about how his son couldnt get a date to the prom because 'all the girls in his class were gay'. . .and goes on to say 'and the only two that aren't gay is ugly'. I mean come on. This is one audio clip you just HAVE to hear.

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Prank Call: Riley Martin - Release Me!

2006-11-12T20:05:00.000-08:00

Eery prank call, by Sal and Richard of course. So they cut up some audio footage of Riley Martin(this guy is alien crazy). Since he says his name (martin) enough times, they used that, and called a guy named Martin. Complete with spooky background music, this prank call is soooo funny.

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Prank Call: Dice Gottfried calling a gay bath house

2006-11-12T19:55:00.000-08:00

So Howard Stern had on Gilbert Gottfried last week. Gilbert did a Andrew Dice Clay impression for most of the interview, cracking up the entire cast. Sal and Richard get their hands on the tape, cut up some clips, and use them to prank call this bath house.

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Howard Finally Gets His

2006-11-09T15:55:00.000-08:00

The clip starts off with them talking about what Howard will do if Beth wants a baby. Then Arty jumps in and grabs Howard's megaphone and gives him a dose of his own medicine.

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Kevin Rose: Geek or Player

2006-11-05T20:37:00.000-08:00

This was from doing a simple search on Flickr. I can only imagine what would pull up doing a google image search. Hard to imagine such a geek like Kevin, getting all these girls. Everything from Kevin signing a woman's chest, to Kevin receiving a kiss on the cheek.

P to the S - I know these are just fans of Digg, fans of Diggnation, and fans of Kevin himself. But this is just funny.

One of those "Pat your head, and rub your stomach" things, but impossible!

2006-11-02T18:49:00.000-08:00

Go sit in a chair, on the end of your bed, or anywhere with your feet hanging off the edge.

Stick your right foot straight out, move your foot in a clock-wise circular motion.

While your foot is still moving, point your right hand/right finger out in front of you. . .and draw a #6 with your finger.

Your foot will not be able to keep going clock-wise, when you finish drawing the #6 in the air.

How odd is that? Bet your friends to make some money, or just make them look like a fool.

Prank call: My Turban is Dirty

2006-11-02T15:10:00.001-08:00

Sal doing a prank call for the Stern Show. Aired on 10-25-06.

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The Governator calls into the Stern Show

2006-11-02T15:06:00.000-08:00

Governor Arnold calls into the Stern show on 10-25-06

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Uncensored Howard Stern interviews Borat

2006-11-02T00:33:00.000-08:00

Borat has a movie coming out this Friday. Howard interviews Borat for half and hour.

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Mitch Hedberg Stand Up From 2001 - 6min

2006-10-26T22:34:00.000-07:00

Since Mitch was a guest on the show many times, I figured it would be OK to post this here. RIP Mitch

Yet another man killed by a stingray.

2006-10-24T22:42:00.000-07:00

Howard and Robin brings up a story about a man, out at sea in a boat, fishing. When a stingray gets him in the heart and kills him.

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Rumors of Stephen Hawking abusing his wife.

2006-10-23T20:22:00.000-07:00

Stern and crew comment on the rumors of Stephen Hawking 'abusing' and possibly cheating on his wife.

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The entire Hogan Family being interviewed

2006-10-23T19:36:00.000-07:00

So Brooke was scheduled on todays show October 23rd Show to perform a song on her new album that debuts tomorrow.

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Rundown via HowardStern.com --
Howard brought the Hogan family – including Hulk, Linda, Brooke and Nick – into the studio, even though he admitted he originally thought he was just going to be speaking to Brooke. Hulk reported he’d spent between $2 and $3 million in supporting Brooke’s music career, and she added her new album, “Undiscovered,” would be in stores tomorrow. When Brooke claimed she was still a virgin, Hulk noted he was no longer obsessing over her life, explaining he decided to let her make her own decisions as soon as she turned 18. Brooke went on to say she’d done more with guys than kiss them, admitting she and some of her boyfriends went to “second or third base.” However, after Howard explained “third base” meant putting “hands down pants,” Brooke revised her statement, saying she hadn’t gone that far.

Howard wondered how Hulk and Linda’s marriage was going, and she replied their recent move to Miami was a difficult adjustment for them. After Hulk said their new home cost $12 million, he also reported their old house in Tampa Bay was worth almost twice that. Hulk then acknowledged he and Linda had been fighting quite a bit as of late, but Linda added she was confident they’d be married the rest of their lives. Linda then said she and Hulk sometimes fought over certain aspects of Brooke’s career, which led Howard to point out those decisions should be left to Brooke, which Hulk agreed should be the case. Nick next mentioned he wasn’t worried about his parents, who had been married for close to 23 years, getting divorced, but added, if they did, they were all so close that not much in their lives would change as a result.

Hulk proceeded to admit he was “100 percent” certain that he wanted a divorce last night, but, after the argument with Linda that caused him to feel this way was over, he commented he now wanted to stay with her.

Nick reported he was “in the middle of taking his GEDs,” which Howard acknowledged surprised him because of how strict Hulk and Linda seemed. However, Linda said she had no choice but to pull Nick out of high school so he could be on the family’s reality show, “Hogan Knows Best.” Nick then said he didn’t need to get a job because of his father’s wealth, but also noted he wanted to start earning his own living as soon as he could.

Nick went on to mention he didn’t drink or do drugs, mostly because he wanted to be a race-car driver, and he was often tested for those substances while practicing. Nick also insisted he couldn’t remember the first time he had sex, but denied Howard’s claim that he lost his virginity when he was 14. When Brooke next said she knew Nick once had sex with an 18-year-old girl, he denied that as well.

Brooke announced she was going to perform her song, “About Us,” with the rapper, Pall Wall, and that she’d be accompanied by her backup singers. After Howard remembered when Paul was on the show this year, he asked if he was “still white,” and Paul acknowledged he was. As everyone was preparing for the song, Eric the Midget called in and asked Brooke if she planned on working with different producers throughout her career. Brooke responded she’d like to work with people like Timbaland, among others, before playing her song.

Upon hearing it, Howard said the song sounded good, and hoped “Undiscovered” sold “millions of copies,” which Brooke mentioned she wouldn’t mind either.

Howard Stern comments on the Madonna adoption issue

2006-10-23T18:36:00.000-07:00

On today's show October 23rd 2006 Howard and gang comment on how the father of Madonna's recently adopted child wants his son back.

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EzyRewards Free Domains Review

2006-10-23T18:04:00.000-07:00

So I have clicked through most of the spam 'make money at home' - 'get paid to read emails' - 'get paid to take surveys' websites.

I am currently checking out www.sendearnings.com for paid emails. Yet it is going slow with emails, and I am not the one to go spamming referral urls.

I have come across a site that claims to give you a free domain name, for submitting surveys. The prizes they give are. . .

1 - Receive a $2.25 credit, which allows you to register an INFO domain.
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3 - Make a USD $5.00 donation to the Lance Armstrong foundation and help the fight against cancer. For every $100 donated from our members, ezyrewards donates a further $10.
4 - Receive a $8.20 credit, which entitles you to register a domain name(com/net/org any domain) for free.
5 - With this £8.99 e-voucher, you can purchase any Chart CD, or put it towards a DVD or Game purchase.
6 - Get a USD$25.00 voucher to put towards your next purchase on Amazon.
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8 - Apple iPod Shuffle
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I have just received my first .info domain, and it is currently being populated. I was shocked when. . .

A - within 24 hours, my points for completing surveys actually went up.
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Howard Stern on Letterman - Late 80s

2006-10-22T00:05:00.000-07:00

Jerry Lewis being pranked

2006-10-21T23:56:00.001-07:00

Evil Dave Letterman PSA - Racism

2006-10-21T23:52:00.001-07:00

Howard Stern 1987 Fox Pilot

2006-10-21T23:42:00.000-07:00

Gary the Retard fights the Flu

2006-10-21T23:32:00.000-07:00

Crackhead Bob tries to call a Taxi.

2006-10-21T19:55:00.000-07:00

Aired on October 16th 2006.

Due to the amount of crack this guy has smoked, it has really messed his speech up.

Bob calls 3-4 different times, but is unable to tell the guy where the taxi needs to pick him up at. This clip is about a minute and a half long, and even at the end he was unable to get a cab to pick him up.

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Best joke to play on a telemarketer.

2006-10-21T19:12:00.000-07:00

So someone calls Sal, at work as well, trying to sell him something. He lures her(the sales woman) into giving her sales pitch, then uses some hilarious sound clips to slowly reveal the joke.

Click the link below to listen or download the clip.

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YouTube. . .for audio?

2006-10-20T19:38:00.000-07:00

If anyone knows of a site that allows members to upload an mp3 file, and embed it onto another site like youtube and google video does.

I did a search and found http://odeo.com/ yet I don't think they allow members to upload audio files, at least I have been unable to figure it out.

Crazy Alice vs Arty

2006-10-20T00:17:00.000-07:00

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To setup this clip, we start with Howard picking up the phone with Crazy Alice. They're doing a contest where she needs to pick a football team. If she has the most correct picks, she wins $25,000. So this contest has been, and will continue to go on for a while.

Notice how nice Alice is to Fred, Howard, somtimes even Robin. . .But never Arty.

A little after the 1 minutes mark(8 minute clip), Arty starts in on Alice, and Alice just unleashes the fury. Sit back and laugh at how long this goes on.